2023
Starring: Neil Breen
Director: Neil Breen
I haven't seen Twisted Pair, this is the sequel so...? This is all green screen on still backgrounds or stock footage. It's a trip to see if they are able to walk up the stairs in their still image set, and most of the time they are not.
Cade (Neil Breen) calls Long Hair Doctor (Gwendolyn Brown), she's standing outside a fancy old building in Europe as the stock footage shows us. Cade says he's on his way and gets in his Ferrari. On the drive, he stops to help some people who are trapped in a car but then attacked by masked folks. He makes it to the event in the fancy building. He's never been to the hospital before but he's going to help. Stock footage of clapping at three difference conferences. After the party, Dr. Kurtz (Nicole Butler) and Long Hair Doctor talk to Cade about how great it is that's he going to help the hospital.
The hospital is beyond horribly run down, it's abandoned and overgrown, with dirty mattresses, broken windows, and mold everywhere. There are the two doctors, Dr. Kurtz and Long Hair and somewhere between 4-7 patients. Dr. Kurtz and Long Hair take the patients in a Ford Explorer on a field trip. The driver is clearly drinking from empty bottles but he shouldn't be drinking at all. They make all the patients throw out their crutches before they get into the car. They get into a horrible accident, they were already sick and hurt in someway before. The driver dies I guess, we don't see him again. They need to get moving before they lose the light.
Cade happens to be walking in their field and he says he can help as he lives nearby. Before Cade take the group back to his home he fights a white tiger who turns into a buxom lady in a white dress, CGI whoa! Dr. Kurtz and Long Hair are either playing different characters or just don't recognize Cade because they call him a stranger. They walk on to his castle, he has 30 bedrooms but just one background. This is where Long Hair gets her name, she lets down four feet of her hair to try to seduce Cade, but he is not into it. Even though the castle is large, the rest of the patients just lay down on the floor and go to sleep. During the night one of the patients gets up to run way...? They all make it back to the hospital I guess.
Cade's twin brother Cale is stealing blood and drugs from the patients who are being experimented on. The patients are also helpers in the hospital. I guess the two women could be doctors and separate nurse and patients??? There is apparently a human trafficking plot where Cale is stealing people off the street and bringing them to the hospital for experiments? There are a group of police officers who don't do anything. The patients cry out, bleed from their mouths and eyes and but the doctors don't do anything.
One of the patients plays the keyboard in their room. Later the group goes outside and does a synchronized dance number to the keyboard song- best part of the movie!
Cale tells us the medicine isn't working for him. It's hard to tell if he's a real person or a ghost anyway. It doesn't seem like anyone sees him aside from Cade.
Cade and the Dr. Kurtz fall in love, of course. Cade trains the patients to fight. They all disappear after the super big fight with the hooded characters. Cade first tells Dr. Kurtz that he has to leave, then he immediately changes his mind. The cops show up after the battle. Cade kills Cale with a magic sword because Cale is dying of face mutation. Uh...the end. He fixes the hospital.
All the trademarks of a Neil Breen joint but all green screen! The dialogue doesn't make sense or really move the plot forward, just talking. Who is running this hospital? There really isn't a through line about anything. Cade is not a savior and Cale isn't an antagonist.
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